^^LDH, I think we're going to have to agree that we disagree here (oops -- a non-twin moment; however, you're the one convinced that we're cosmic twins in a parallel universe).
While, when applying the definition/description of dance from Wikipedia, to what Cyrus does then, yes, technically it would fall under the "definition" of dance, but that doesn't mean that it falls within
my definition of dancing (and, yes, now that I'm of the age I am, I do get to do such crochety things
).
Let me again emphasize that I think Cyrus is so sweet, and has shown a great deal of heart and character during this process, but still... The week before the Olympics, Eliana was in the bottom 3 and Cyrus wasn't? What the frak? (I happen to love the word "frak" thanks to Michael Slezak.) Figuratively, Eliana carries Cyrus through every performance, and she was in the bottom 3? Are SYTYCD voters dyslexic? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way.)
Again, while I am awed by the ability to isolate each muscle in order to accomplish the style of "dance" (and I do use that term exceedingly loosely) that Cyrus does, it neither holds my attention, nor does it come close to touching/moving me.
