The good news is that we now have over 12 million views. The bad news is that four more reprobates have surfaced to apply a "thumbs down" to
Creep 
. Amazing! Even with my warning of Professor Elemental's
Fighting Trousers, little do they realize the beating he could apply
.
I
know a little something about that. I haven't mentioned it before, but I worked for the Professor for several years as his butler, Goeffery. My experience may offer a suitable warning:
I must say that the Professor is indeed a very clever fellow, although also very conceited. Nevertheless, I shared his love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum routine of everyday life. At first it was, indubitably, great fun working for him. However, he was also quite the drinker and over time he became quite overbearing, as the following attests:
Unfortunately, this demeaning treatment eventually became too much, and it was elementary that I make myself scarce. (You may have guessed that kkong is not my real name; now you know why.) My disappearance may be to no avail, however, since the Professor has since begun his wretched "ApeQuest", and is very determined to find me again -- for god knows what reason:
Let this be a warning to all the reprobates. (I hope all the rest of you will keep my current whereabouts, here at the
Inn at the End of Time, on the down low.)
