Yeah, mondegreens -- you have all heard them. According to Wikipedia it's "the mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase as a result of near-homophony, in a way that gives it a new meaning. It most commonly is applied to a line in a poem or a lyric in a song."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen
So here are some examples (hopefully for your amusement):
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The Song: "Dancing Queen"
Misheard lyric: "See that girl; watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen."
The Beatles
The song: "Michelle"
Misheard lyric: "Michelle ma belle, Sunday monkey won't play piano song, piano song."
The Black Eyed Peas
The Song: "Just Can't Get Enough"
Misheard lyric: "I'm addicted, wanna German size your love."
blink-182
The Song: "What's My Age Again?
Misheard lyric: "My friends say I should act my age; Where's my Asian friend?"
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Song: "Bad Moon Rising"
Misheard lyric: "There's a bathroom on the right."
Bob Dylan
The Song: "Blowin' in the Wind"
Misheard lyric: "Before they're forever banned? These ants are my friends; they're blowing in the wind."
Elton John
The Song: "Bennie & the Jets"
Misheard lyric: "She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes."
Nirvana
The Song: "Smells Like Teen Spirit
isheard lyric: "With the lights out, it's less dangerous; Here we are now, in containers."
http://music.msn.com/summer-music-guide-...photoidx=1